i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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Answer:
Fuck off with your spamming shit.
You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare
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Hahahaha.
A companion piece to How To Not Be a Predatory Lesbian
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